Spiteful conversations pt 1

I feel the emails we send during work are damn freaking funny. However, only those who play SC would understand half of the rubbish that we spout. I miss the days of endless SC talk during dinner, all the batu api-ing and supper afterwards to dissect the games. So here I present an example of an email conversation between learned ppl (names have been changed to protect the not so innocent. My comments are in brackets) :

Mike: eh, is pipboy philip or phillip?

Druggy: I have no idea what the hell you are talking about.

Mike: do u spell his name with 1 L or 2? its one of the last mysteries of the universe.

Druggy: One 'l' lar........its like spelling "mitchell" with 2 "l"s instead of 1.

Mike: sorry, o-very educated one for asking asking such an ignorant question.

Druggy: Are we all meeting up for Friday again?

Mike: unless Raz getting married on fri, should be.

Pipboy: so friday same time izzit ???

Raz: Most likely friend.. most likely



Mike: will confirm liaw. yc said he got neck problem. dun wanna know wut activities he do until neck cause him cannot play sc...

Raz: How would neck problem get into the way of starcraft? It's not like we're asking him to shake his head.

Mike: dunno ler, that's what he told me yesterday. or maybe he scared of druggy's evil tactics. more importantly, wtf u doing at work so early?

Raz: Got a farking meeting la

Mike: a meeting about farking? omg, u got workplace orgy kar? anyway, what happened to druggy, he used to arrive at work at 8.30. i think his standard slipping liaw.

Raz: No idea or what so ever

Druggy: What do you mean by that? punk? (can u feel the spitefulness?)

Mike: i mean u should come to work earlier so we can talk rubbish.

Druggy: Rubbish? This is not rubbish....SC is a very serious thing to look at.

Mike: i mean u should come early so we can have our war council, oops i mean discussions on racial tolerance,

Raz: The tribal council? I thought you go to work to work.. not to talk rubbish?

Pip: War council?? Don't need lah, ppl ... just settle ur differences this weekend ..... :-)

Mike: i not so spiteful want to settle scores on sc, not that there's anything wrong with it.

Druggy: Hey, lets do a 1 v 1 (1 game) every SC gathering. Me and Jason going first this week. Next week pip and mike? or will v mike? (dun remember that happening)

Mike: we gonna have our own 13 May this fri is it? make sure everyone gets drunk b4 battle. :)

Pip: 13 May, I dun think so lah, all can be peaceful .... wats wrong with terran as a neighbour .... just drop by for a visit ... demolish a few structures (Toss diplomacy)

Druggy: Yeah man, drink leads to drunkeness, drunkeness leads to anger, anger leads to spitefulness. You must use the Force properly Luke.....Mike.
Wats wrong with a nuclear push? Or a carrier push for that matter? (that explains everything)

Mike: pip just wants terrans to be nuclear free. ok pip, if druggy promises not to build nukes, will u promise not to build interceptors. 6 carriers are intimidating enought without interceptors.

Raz: You might as well ask him Hallucinate his Carriers...

Mike: stop giving pip more ideas. have we not suffered enough from his carriers?

Pipboy: well u might as well hallucinate multiple ghosts ... or even ultralisks

Mike: why don't u go indon and put out all the forest fires with your carriers? i think pip getting too many ideas for dt. the stress from work must be getting to him...