Who are these spiteful ppl from 419?

This picture has nothing to do with SC. I just figure we need it to tone down the spitefulness.

This blog is about the adventures of 5 individuals who have been playing SC since uni. Back then, our main HQ was 419 and the blog is named is memory of the place where SC battles were waged everyday. Spitefulness refers to all those emails we send to each other during work. :)

Anyways, time to introduce our main characters of the blog:

DRUGGY aka Turtle King aka King of Evil Tactics

Super powers: Druggy has the uncanny ability to defeat mass numbers with minimal troops and gosu micromanagement. Examples include :

a) Smart storms = the ability to fire multiple psionic storms and rush in with troops to clean up

b) super storm= psionic + maelstorm

c) mass mind control = pity the carriers/bcs/dropships that come into range of his dark archons

Druggy is also the best defender of the group, being able to hold 2 armies with his defence

New powers: Druggy has master the dirty tactic of the Crouching Probe, Hidden Cannon. Druggy send out a probe to his enemie's base at the start of the game, hiding in fog of war until its time to build a cannon n probe. Once he gets cannons out, its gg.

PIPBOY aka CKpip (carrier king) aka Ultimate survivor

Super powers: The masser. By typing 'help', Pip's teammate is able to call a mass of troops to his doorstep for help.

Pip is also master of the Carrier and loves doing tactics like hitting n running from ledges and hard to reach places. ggggrrr. Once he gets his magical 6 carriers, its all over.

Developing powers: Pip is learning how mass machine with terran. God help us.

Razgriz aka Avatarstormbringer

Super powers: Formerly known as cannon king, avatar was once reknown for rushing with lots and a probe or two early game. Now Raz is the lord of ultralisk and like to break down barriers with his upgraded ultra.

Freefrag aka NiGHTS

Super powers: virtually undefeatable once he gets an expansion or two up. FF is king of offensive long game. His aim is to outresource and defeat his enemies in one blow. The zerg expert is now spreading his wings to the other races.

New powers: Due to always getting terran when random, FF has developed an affinity for terran drops. Adun save anyone who leaves their base undefended.

n0obee aka Akiramike

Super powers: non.

Weaknesses: can't micro to save his life. Yes, n0obee has never learned to use the high templar even after 6 years of SC. And has a fetish for medics.